Laird had a couple of pimples on the back of his neck that he was complaining about, so I offered my Avon Overnight Blemish Treatment. He scoffed at it for not being manly enough, so I trounced out of the room, got a Sharpie, and holding it very still with difficulty (due to the giggles), I did this to it:

Acne Slaying Solution

Once he stopped laughing, he then agreed to use it. Seeing as it’s 100% acid and all.